I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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