Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
