is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
