You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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