Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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