her vagine was all disorganized.
Screwed.edu
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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