oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
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