redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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