Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Randomize
