Kareoke will never be a sober sport
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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