thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
At least make sure they are 18
Why
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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