Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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