belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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