He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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