help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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