I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Did you just see the Batmobile???
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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