Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Randomize
