I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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