? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just google imaged poop.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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