I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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