He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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