ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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