She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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