I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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