I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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