UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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