she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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