i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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