Don't you send me to vm
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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