awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
farters have to be the big spoon...
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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