My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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