Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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