I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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