when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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