so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Randomize
