it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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