Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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