he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Vodka?
Forever.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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