bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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