The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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