Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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