what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
