i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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