STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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