NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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