i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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