I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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