this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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