I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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