"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Randomize
