What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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