I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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