I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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