I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
