There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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