at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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