life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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